adventure time messed me up this week
"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes."
On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
hearing a really good song for the first time
"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, then that would be really hot"